Lorelai: Rory, wake up.
Rory: What's going on?
Lorelai: I can hear them chewing.
Rory: Who?
Lorelai: The termites. I hear them. They're everywhere, nibbling and eating and swallowing.
Rory: You're insane.
Lorelai: I can't sleep here.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: No, we have to go to Sookie's.
Rory: You're kidding, right? It's 11:00 at night.
Lorelai: Well, here. But somewhere in the world, it's still Miller time.
Rory: Mom, you're wigging. Go put on some imaginary earplugs to drown out the imaginary termite sounds and go back to sleep.