Kirk: Well, I checked under the entire house.
Lorelai: And?
Kirk: You have termites.
Lorelai: What?
Kirk: Tens of thousands of them. Subterranean, drywood, the whole gamut.
Rory: Gross.
Kirk: Four of them crawled up my nose.
Lorelai: Okay, Kirk.
Kirk: It happens all the time when you're upside down. To them, the nostril looks like another hollow passage in the wood. They're not too bright.