Rory: Mom, you're not writing what you purchased on the back of these wedding receipts.
Lorelai: Oh, well, just put "cooking spray and sponges".
Rory: Okay. And when an auditor wants to know why you need such large amounts of cooking sprays and sponges?
Lorelai: Then, I drop my pencil, and put the scoop-neck sweater that I'm making a mental note to wear, to good use.
Rory: Well, at least you've got a solid, well thought-out plan.