Emily: Just because your own experience sitting for a portrait was bad doesn't mean Rory's has to be.
Rory: What portrait? I haven't seen this.
Lorelai: They never finished.
Emily: Three painters started, and they all three quit.
Rory: Why did they quit?
Emily: She wouldn't stop scowling.
Lorelai: I was going for a Billy Idol thing.
Emily: The one from Italy had some sort of breakdown.
Rory: Oh, my God.
Lorelai: It didn't hurt Van Gogh. The guy should thank me.
Emily: A year later, I swear I saw him rummaging through our recyclables.
Rory: Well, I'm happy to sit. If it's for Grandpa, why not? Wonderful. I'll set it up first thing in the morning.
Lorelai: If you want, I can teach you the Billy Idol. Most people focus on the lip thing, but the eyes are just as important...