Rory: Are you okay?
Lorelai: I'm perfect.
Rory: Really?
Lorelai: I have hit a level of perfection that's rarely seen outside the Victoria's Secret catalog.
Rory: I'm really sorry.
Lorelai: Do not be sorry. What happened tonight was inevitable. I should have known not to tell Mom.
Rory: You were trying to be nice.
Lorelai: Telling her I was getting married to a wonderful guy who will love me and make me happy. That, and giving her my address when I moved out. Two worst moves I ever made.