Lorelai: This is crazy. Why is everybody making such a big deal about this?
Rory: Because everyone knows that Luke has a thing for you.
Lorelai: Luke does not have a thing for me.
Rory: Tell him.
Lorelai: We can barely have a conversation without biting each other's heads off.
Rory: Tell him.
Lorelai: Everything about me repulses... him my coffee-drinking, my eating habits. Remember when I called him Ranger Bob last week? He hated that.
Rory: Will you get me a muffin when you're there?
Lorelai: Okay. God. Fine.