Quote from Lorelai in Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?
Mrs. Kim: Here.
Lorelai: Hi, Mrs. Kim. What's this?
Mrs. Kim: Open it.
Lorelai: It's a doorknob.
Mrs. Kim: Not just any doorknob. John Adams' doorknob. You are familiar with our second president, I assume?
Lorelai: Not personally.
Mrs. Kim: You're making a joke?
Lorelai: Little one.
Mrs. Kim: That's what I thought. Anyway, I'm glad to be here, and I wanted you to know that.
Lorelai: Hence the doorknob.