Rory: Hmm. On Christmas morning, we put red and green M&M;'s in our cereal.
Christopher: Down with that.
Rory: We string up our stockings on the banister.
Lorelai: Yes, we used to string them up on the traditional place of the fireplace, but then there was that fire incident, and they nearly burned to bits. So now we put them on little nails on the banister.
Rory: Oh, we always go to Weston's for a cup of holiday candy-cane coffee, which is so delicious.
Lorelai: It's delicious. And we bake cookies.
Christopher: You bake?
Lorelai: Well, we put on some Christmas music, drink eggnog, and pretend to bake the cookies we actually bought from Weston's.
Rory: We do, however, make our own frosting.
Lorelai: We use a handheld electric mixer from the dark ages so that Rory can continue the tradition of licking the beaters.
Rory: Yes, a skill which I have perfected over the years.
Lorelai: And then on Christmas Eve, we leave the cookies out for Santa's reindeer.
Rory: Santa prefers gum.