Kirk: So business has been going like gangbusters.
Luke: Congratulations.
Kirk: Yeah, I'm destroying those Stars Hollow middle school kids. Destroying. Outselling them by three or four times. I think it's safe to say they won't be getting their new gym anytime soon.
Luke: You must be very proud.
Kirk: I am. Sure there's been an increase in prank phone calls, but so what? I can answer the phone all day long.
Luke: I'm sure.
Kirk: And so they've ordered pizzas to my house day and night. You know what? I love pizza. Bring it on. They think they're intimidating me, but I'm not scared.
Luke: 12-year-olds don't scare you.
Kirk: Not at all.