Quote from Emily in Merry Fisticuffs
Lorelai: The vows? Emily: Wedding vows. Lorelai: What are you talking about? Emily: They can be traditional, or you can write your own, which seems to be the style, nowadays, although if you ask me, it's rather garish. Cecily Pendelem's daughter actually promised to cook her husband lasagna once a month. Who wants to hear the word "lasagna" at a wedding?