Quote from Paris in Driving Miss Gilmore
Paris: Metaphase, anaphase, telophase. Logan: Paris? Paris: Male reproductive tract. Logan: What? Paris: Seven up. Seminiferous tubules, epididymis, vas deferens, ejaculatory duct, nothing, urethra, penis. Logan: What are you doing? Paris: Boning up. Pardon the pun. Got my MCATs coming up. Medical school. Logan: I meant, "what are you doing here?" Paris: Looking after you. Logan: Oh, goody. Paris: It's necessary. You seem like the kind of lunkhead that would get up too soon and inadvertently push a broken rib bone into his spleen.