Lorelai: I think it's nice you have a real daddy/daughter thing going on here.
Rory: Oh, yeah, he's shopping for celery at the supermarket. They're running a special.
Lorelai: He's just excited.
Rory: Yeah, well, now he's in the canned-peas aisle. Apparently he doesn't like peas, but he does like pea soup. Interesting, no? No!
Lorelai: All right, give me that. Um, okay. "Your daughter is about to see Richard Gere's penis. Enjoy your celery." That should shut him up for a while.