Quote from Kirk in Just Like Gwen and Gavin
Lorelai: Kirk, I promise this booth will be a big hit. It will not embarrass you, okay? I promise. Kirk: Your promise means nothing to me. You break them all the time. Lorelai: [gasps] I do not. Kirk: 1997, you promised to bring me back a souvenir pen and ink set from your trip to colonial Williamsburg. Lorelai: I did? Kirk: 1999, you promised to put in a good word for me at Al's Pancake World when Al had that batter boy opening. Lorelai: He calls them "batter boys"? Kirk: Year 2000, you promised to teach me to swim. I still don't know how to swim. What if there's a tsunami? Lorelai: Well... Kirk: 2001, you promised to come to my birthday party, and I waited and waited...