Lorelai: What if this dress is really a bad sign, not a good sign? What if the dress is telling me that it's so right, it's wrong?
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: What if I'm about to bail out and I don't even know it?
Rory: You are driving yourself crazy.
Lorelai: What if all the signs are saying that things shouldn't be this easy, that I shouldn't get the guy I want? What if it's like that Twilight Zone where the woman on a horse is being chased by another woman on a horse who turns out is older her chasing younger her, trying to tell her that she should not run off with the guy she's going to run off with because it will be a terrible, terrible mistake.
Rory: Okay, King George, take a breath, eat a fry, and listen to me.