Reverend Skinner: So, tell me, what are your religious affiliations?
Lorelai: Oh, well, reverend, you've known us forever.
Reverend Skinner: Well, yes, I have, and I still have no idea what your religious affiliations are.
Lorelai: Oh. Well... we're a bit lapsed.
Reverend Skinner: Yes. From?
Lorelai: Well, um religion. But, you know, I can't speak for Rory, but I have a strong belief in good, you know, over evil. I mean, if I was asked to choose a side.
Rory: I read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
Lorelai: I have a bible, though I may have accidentally given it to Goodwill because I'm remodeling. But Goodwill is a religious organization... I think. But even if it's not, good will, it's in the ballpark.
Rory: I buy tons of girl-scout cookies.
Lorelai: I have two "Mary is my homegirl" t-shirts.