Rory: So, I was at lunch with some of the girls, and I started sniffing around, just casually asking if anyone had funny stories about Constance.
Emily: You sly fox!
Rory: So one of the girls tells me that about three months ago, she was in the office with Constance, and as Constance was heading out for lunch, she stumbled and dropped her purse, and her altoids box popped open, spilling out enough funny-looking pills to fill a pharmacy. Constance claimed they were all vitamins. Julia didn't buy it. Because the minute the pills spilled out, Constance threw herself on top of them to cover them up.
Emily: A cover-up, that's good. That's what took Nixon down. This is so exciting! I love having a mole. We should go buy you a trench coat and fedora.
Rory: I suggested to the girls that next week we invite Constance to lunch get a couple drinks in her and see what comes up.
Emily: Who knew that behind such a sweet face lurked the soul of a spy?
Rory: I prefer the term "woman of mystery and intrigue."