Quote from Luke in Fight Face
Lorelai: So, what do we do? Luke: I'm gonna talk to T.J. But I'm gonna be smart about it, I'm not gonna spook him. I'm gonna be like Michael Corleone dealing with that slimy brother-in-law of his. Get a couple of tickets to a ball game, invite him along. We'll talk about the beer and the hot dogs we're gonna eat. And then I'm gonna get him to admit that he did this. And then when we get in the car on the way to the ball park, I'm gonna put a rope around his neck and pull it till he's dead! Luke: Wait, wait. You're in the backseat? Luke: That's for garroting, yes. Lorelai: No, he's gonna smell something fishy if you hop in the backseat especially if you're driving. Luke: No, he's not that bright. It'll work. Lorelai: Why are you even buying the tickets? Just sneak up and garrote him on the street save the money. Luke: I can still go to the game the other way. I'll take my friend Ed. He hasn't been to a game in ages.