Lorelai: You are so not starving here at Yale.
Rory: My lips are frozen.
Lorelai: Look, while it might seem a little eccentric to eat ice cream in forty degree weather-
Rory: You think?!
Lorelai: There are several advantages to the concept. For example, since it's cold out, the ice cream won't melt, therefore it'll last longer.
Rory: So then my lips will stay frozen for double the amount of time.
Lorelai: Mmm-hmm. Okay, I lost the feeling in my tongue.
Rory: I'm throwing the ice cream out now.
Lorelai: Oh, my God, it's frozen. It's like an ice cube. A tongue-shaped ice cube and it'll never thaw.
Rory: Then why don't you shut your mouth? Let the heat stay inside?
Lorelai: That was hostile. And useful. Thank you.