Quote from Richard in Wedding Bell Blues
Richard: [on the phone] Now, I want you to have a wonderful time, and go as crazy as you think is necessary. But make sure your mother doesn't mix her alcohol. Sometimes when she has a little bit too much vodka, she forgets and she goes on to gin. I need her sober and looking beautiful for tomorrow. Man: [in the background] Otherwise you don't have to go through with it. Lorelai: So, Dad, Mom told you we were having a party? Richard: Well, she told me she was heading over to your house this evening to spend a little time with "the girls", so I put it all together. I'm a very brilliant man, Lorelai. Anyhow, I won't keep you any longer. Just return your mother in one piece, sans tattoos, please. Lorelai: Okay. Will do. Richard: Have a scandalous time. I'll see you girls tomorrow.