Quote from Paris in But Not as Cute as Pushkin
Paris: Any girl under the age of seventeen is the enemy. Rory: Okay, I'm opening a window now. Paris: They're coming for everything. They're going to take our jobs, our thunder, our starter husbands. Rory: Don't you have a class to get to? Paris: They're coming, Rory. They're coming, and they are going to keep on coming. Like the locusts descending on Mankato. We'll be beating them off for the rest of our lives. Rory: Please don't be here when she arrives, I don't want you to scare her off. Paris: Me? Scare her off? Please. She's the one with the alabaster skin and the perky breasts. Rory: Do not say "perky breasts" to her, do you understand me? Paris: Eve Harrington has arrived.