Lorelai: Don't tell me this is what it looks like.
Emily: It's escargot.
Lorelai: That's what it looks like.
Rory: Snails?
Emily: Escargot.
Lorelai: Slimy thing by any other name.
Richard: They taste like garlic and butter.
Lorelai: Don't say "they." Food should not have pronouns.
Richard: Give it a try.
Lorelai: But if I do and we're having road kill for the main course, then I will already have used up my allotment of gross-out food for the day, so I'll abstain.
Richard: I guess we should strike escargot off the list of Friday night dinner foods.