Lorelai: You need to do this. You and Jess will kill each other in your place.
Luke: But who knows how long he's gonna be here?
Lorelai: Why? Did something happen?
Luke: No, but you never know.
Lorelai: No, you don't. But I think his mom sending his stuff is a pretty good sign.
Luke: And even if he does stay, it'll only be for another year and then he'll go off to college or Attica or whatever, and it'll just be me again.
Lorelai: Yeah, but...
Luke: I'll be stuck in a new apartment, probably with neighbors I hate, who are probably constantly cooking really strong-smelling food.