Quote from Lorelai in Luke Can See Her Face
Lorelai: Cats came to my house today. Luke: Really. Lorelai: Because they know I'm a loser and I'm destined to be alone. Luke: You're not destined to be alone. You have Shel. Lorelai: [sighs] Why is it so hard? Luke: What, relationships? Look who you're asking. Lorelai: At least you got married. Luke: At least you had a kid. Lorelai: It makes me sad sometimes. Does it make you sad? Luke: I don't know. Maybe. Lorelai: Huh. I see Dr. Phil books in our future. Luke: Unless they stock them at Home Depot, they're not likely to cross my path.