Michel: Does it bother you that the word "laundry" is misspelled?
Lorelai: No! I proofed these pages a million times. That breaks my heart. L-a-u-n-d-r-y. That's right.
Michel: No, it's d-r-i-e.
Lorelai: No, laundry. L-a-u-n-d-r-y.
Sookie: There's a "u?" There's no "u."
Michel: There's a "u" but no "y."
Lorelai: There's a "y" but no "i-e," and a "u."
Sookie: Or a "u."
Lorelai: No, no. There's a "u." There's no "i-e." It's a "y"... This is giving me a headache.
Michel: Does "consomme" have two m's?
Lorelai: Hey, Abbott, just assemble the books.