Quote from Emily in The Fundamental Things Apply
Lorelai: [on the phone] Mom, this is just a big misunderstanding. Go ahead and hire Natalie. Emily: But you'll still have a problem with both of us using her. Lorelai: I will cease working with her. She's all yours. I'll tell her tomorrow. Emily: Oh, wonderful. So it'll be my fault she loses the job. No, Lorelai, you keep her, and I promise I'll never speak to her - ever. If she's bleeding on the side of the road, I'll drive by and pretend I didn't see.