Quote from Kirk in Chicken or Beef?
Kirk: I swear, they told me it would be self-explanatory. I just had to get in the main box, and in seconds, this thing would be disabled. They didn't tell me that I needed a key or that if I didn't have a key, that I would be mildly electrocuted, and then, after all that, when I got in the box, there's nothing self-explanatory about it. Lorelai: Kirk. Kirk: I was trying to do a nice thing. Lorelai: I know. Kirk: And Jimmy said he would install it for me because I do not have those skills yet. The class was full by the time I got there. Lorelai: That's okay. Kirk: Damn my constant tardiness.