Quote from Lorelai in The Lorelais' First Day at Yale
Lorelai: Do you know how vulnerable you are to venereal disease? Rory: All hail to the queen of the non-sequiturs. Lorelai: This parent orientation I went to was a nonstop litany of the horrors awaiting college freshman. You're supposed to carry a whistle, a flashlight, a crucifix, and a loaded Glock with you at all times. Rory: We should go out there. She'll think we're hiding. Lorelai: Okay, just don't shake hands with her. Bacteria. Rory: Mom. Lorelai: Or tell her where you live. Rory: Too late. Lorelai: Oh, you touched the doorknob. Rory: Good grief.