Lorelai: Why didn't you mention the dance?
Rory: Because I'm not going.
Lorelai: But why aren't you going?
Rory: Because I hate dances.
Lorelai: Good answer. Except you've never actually been to a dance.
Rory: So?
Lorelai: So you have nothing to compare it to.
Rory: No, but I can imagine it.
Lorelai: That's true. However, not really, since you've never actually been to one. You're basing all your dance opinions on one viewing of Sixteen Candles.