Lane: I just can't believe it. I mean, I've known him since the sixth grade, but suddenly he's different. He's not gangly anymore. You remember how gangly he was?
Rory: I'm sorry. What?
Lane: You're not listening to me.
Rory: I am. I'm sorry. I just couldn't find my bookmark. Okay, go ahead.
Lane: Okay, here are the problems facing the whole Bloomenfeld-Kim situation. One: Hyphenation would be a pain. Two: He's my band partner. Romance would be completely awkward. Three: He's never even looked at me like I'm a girl or something resembling one. Four: There's no way I could convince my parents he was Korean. But I can't help it. I'm obsessed. Did I tell you about his hair?
Rory: It's on his head, right?