Lorelai: One of us has got to do laundry tonight.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Because I haven't had any clean underwear for three days.
Rory: So right now under your skirt you're wearing...
Lorelai: Not underwear.
Rory: Mom!
Lorelai: It's kind of nice actually. Breezy.
Rory: My role model, ladies and gentlemen.