Emily: [on the phone] Where were you?
Lorelai: At a wake. [Rory signals to her mother]
Emily: A what?
Lorelai: A wake. A funeral.
Emily: A funeral? Whose?
Lorelai: It was for the neighbors' cat. Mom.
Emily: Hold on. I'm looking up "aneurysm" in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.