Lorelai: All right, fine. Here's your serious paper.
Rory: Thank you.
Lorelai: And here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Now, these erasers are on lithium. So they seem cheerful but we caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener.
Rory: I'm going home.
Lorelai: No, wait. We're gonna stage an intervention with the neon Post-its and make them give up their wacky, crazy ways.
Rory: You're never coming shopping with me again.