Man: May I help you?
Sookie: Yes. Hello. My name is Sookie St. James. I'm the chef at the Independence Inn.
Man: I know who you are.
Sookie: You do? Well, I'm flattered. You write about a lot of chefs-
Man: What are you doing here?
Sookie: Right. Well, I know that this is a terrible intrusion, but- Are you cooking?
Man: I'm making chicken.
Sookie: You used too much salt.
Man: I did not.
Sookie: Well, it smells salty.
Man: I'm closing the door now.
Sookie: No, wait. I found your address from my network of culinary friends-
Man: This is really inappropriate. I gave you a good review. I suggest you go home.
Sookie: I don't care about the review. I just- I want you to try this dish with this wine. I'll wait. [door closes]