Rory: It's my fault.
Ms. Ness: Who are you?
Rory: Rory Gilmore. I wrecked her project.
Paris: Shut up.
Ms. Ness: I don't have a Rory Gilmore. I have a Lorelai Gilmore.
Rory: That's me.
Ms. Ness: You are Rory and Lorelai Gilmore?
Rory: Yes. And I wrecked her project. My locker got stuck.
Paris: Just stay out of this.
Ms. Ness: Do you go by Rory or Lorelai?
Rory: Whatever. It's not her fault.
Ms. Ness: I need you to pick one.
Rory: One what?
Ms. Ness: One name.
Rory: Rory.
Ms. Ness: Fine. Thank you. Rory, you wrecked Paris' project when?
Rory: Just before class.
Ms. Ness: Very convenient.
Rory: No, I did. Look, my locker got stuck, and when I opened it-
Paris: Stop it!