Quote from Michel in Eight O'Clock at the Oasis
Lorelai: Aw, wow, that was a good table.
Michel: It was a good table, not a great table.
Lorelai: We should've gone for it.
Michel: Too expensive and too many scratches.
Lorelai: We could've buffed the scratches out.
Michel: Look, if you want it that bad, it's quite obvious that the buyer's children will be selling it at his probate in the very near future.
Lorelai: You're awful.
Michel: And he's old, now be quiet.