Jess: Hey, the girls that I like don't give a damn about me! And unlike some other people I know, I'm not gonna sit around hoping that they change their minds and suddenly notice me.
Luke: What's that supposed to mean?
Jess: You fixed any neighbor's porches lately? Or you go on a picnic or you get rooked into giving a ridiculous speech at a high school?
Luke: Shut up.
Jess: At least I've got a little self-esteem.
Luke: Shut up.
Jess: I'm not playing Golden Retriever, hoping one day she'll turn around and fall in my arms. If she doesn't wanna be with me, then fine.
Luke: You have no idea what you're talking about.
Jess: Whatever. I gotta go, Shane's waiting.
Luke: Oh, you mean what's-her-name?
Jess: Yeah, I'll bring you a new leash when I get back.