Rory: What kind of pain is it?
Lane: Ever light your head on fire? I haven't, but I don't have to now 'cause I know how it feels.
Rory: I'll rinse it out.
Lane: No, we'd have to start all over again and now that I know how much pain there is, I'll chicken out for sure!
Rory: I'm getting dizzy from the smell.
Lane: Let's focus on my pain. Now read the bottle, tell me what to do in case of pain. Um, blah blah blah, do not apply to a broken scalp – is your scalp broken?
Lane: I don't know, maybe. I don't know my scalp that well.
Rory: There's nothing else about pain. Oh, a girl told me once that if your scalp is hurting from bleach, drink a 7UP. It's something to do with the bubbles.
Lane: The Kim household does not have soft drinks.
Rory: Well, what do you got?
Lane: Something called Salad Water imported from Korea. Believe me, it's nothing like 7UP.