Rory: It's not due for weeks, and I already have my essay topic picked out.
Dean: Which is?
Rory: Hillary Clinton.
Dean: Sounds perfect.
Rory: I know. She's so smart and tough and nobody thought she could win New York but she did and she's doing amazing, and have you heard her speak?
Dean: Only when you've played me the thousands of hours of C-SPAN footage you taped.
Rory: She's a great speaker, strong and persuasive with a wonderful presence, and even those suits of hers are getting better.
Dean: I'd include that in the essay.