Rory: [answers phone] Hello?
Paris: How's this sound for a template? "I have done my best. I have lost. Mr. Nixon has won. The democratic process has worked its will, so now let's get on with the urgent task of uniting this country."
Rory: What is that?
Paris: Hubert Humphrey's concession speech. Now, other than the part about Nixon, parts of it really seem to apply here.
Rory: Paris-
Paris: Hey, I'm not going to steal it. I'll paraphrase and give him credit.
Rory: Paris.
Paris: Not that the person who actually wins will even know who Hubert Humphrey is but, hey, I bet they'll organize one boffo senior ditch day.