Sookie: But you don't get a wedding over with.
Luke: Why not? It's a bureaucratic civil ceremony, and a pointless one.
Sookie: Ah, don't listen to him.
Lorelai: He's just being Luke.
Luke: It's not biologically natural for people to mate for life. Animals don't mate for life. Well, ducks do, but who the hell cares what ducks do?
Lorelai: Luke.
Luke: I mean, people grow and evolve their whole lives. The chances that you're going to grow and evolve at the same rate as someone else are too slim to take. The minute you say 'I do' you're sticking yourself in a tiny little box for the rest of your life. But hey, at least you had a party first.
Sookie: Okay, I'm tired of you now. We're gonna finish this conversation away from Crotchety Guy.