Emily: [opens door] You're late.
Lorelai: How did you do that?
Emily: What?
Lorelai: Answer the door before I even rang the bell?
Emily: I thought I heard something. I came to the door. You were there. Come in, please.
Lorelai: You thought you heard something?
Emily: Yes.
Lorelai: Mom, that door is, like, 10 feet thick.
Emily: So?
Lorelai: So, it wasn't like I was standing out there with a band of jackals. I was just drinking coffee.
Emily: Lorelai, what is it that you want to hear? That I was standing by the window, staring out at the driveway waiting to pounce the moment you arrived?
Lorelai: Yes, because believe it or not, that would be less creepy.