Lorelai: Rory had her first kiss. And that guy did it.
Luke: Ah. The new kid.
Lorelai: Yep. Oh, look at him. Look how smug he is.
Luke: He's bagging groceries. It's hard to be smug bagging groceries.
Lorelai: Look how he handled those lemons.
Luke: What're you saying?
Lorelai: He threw them in the bag. Not tossed them or placed them, but threw like they meant nothing.
Luke: They're lemons.
Lorelai: They're symbolic.
Luke: Okay, ye need to get you out of here.
Lorelai: No. That Lothario there has wormed his way into my daughter's heart and mouth and for that he must die.
Luke: That's it. Let's go. You're not gonna kill the bag boy.
Lorelai: Why not?
Luke: It's double-coupon day. You'll bring down the town.