Lorelai: Mom, if you're gonna go this slowly, you should really put your hazards on.
Emily: Excuse me, but after I almost got that ridiculous DWI, I can ill afford a speeding ticket. And a Jaguar is an invitation to be pulled over.
Lorelai: Right, if you're speeding. You're driving like you're in a parade.
Emily: Oh, hush.
Lorelai: Mom, seriously, by the time we get there, the wedding will be over. The guests will have gone home. North Carolina will be under a sea of water from melting ice caps.