Quote from Lorelai in Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore?
Lorelai: Oh, my God. The New York Times?
Rory: The New York Times!
Lorelai: They called you?
Rory: They called me.
Lorelai: Why did they call you?
Lorelai: Don't even answer. I mean, if I was the New York Times, I would be like, "Get me Rory Gilmore on the phone, stat."
Lorelai: Whatever the equivalent of "stat" is in the news.
Lorelai: No! At the New York Times, the language is very fancy. You say "promptly," "presently," "two shakes of a lamb's tail."