Sookie: You know, after breaking up out of a big relationship, it's normal to have a rebound thing. You know, a big, bouncy, rubber ball of a rebound thing. It's good.
Lorelai: But?
Sookie: But a rubber ball is a 28-year-old surfer or a jazz saxophonist who drives a V.W. bus or a really cute guy that can't even spell his last name. It's not the father of your only child. Christopher is not your rubber ball.
Lorelai: Okay.
Sookie: He's a big, heavy bowling ball.
Lorelai: I'm gonna tell him you said that.
Sookie: I just want you to be careful.