Lorelai: Hey, punch me in the stomach.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Real quick. Jab, jab. Not too hard. Just enough to cause a little internal bleeding.
Rory: That sounds pretty hard.
Lorelai: Yeah, true. Plus, internal bleeding is internal, which means it can't be proven. And unless my mother sees blood, there's no way she's gonna let you take me to the hospital. You're right. You're gonna have to punch me in the face. Real quick, jab, jab.
Rory: I am not going to punch you in the face.
Lorelai: Why? I'll heal. And I'd much rather spend the night in the germy emergency room getting 8 to 10 stitches than go in there for dinner. Plus, it'll give me a really groovy scar. I've always wanted a groovy scar.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: What? It'd be such a great conversation piece. "Where did you get that groovy scar?" "Oh, my daughter dropkicked me for no apparent reason." She's totally psycho.