Richard: I'm sorry about that. I left work early today, and apparently, that caused everyone's I.Q.s to drop 60 points. My food is gone.
Emily: The girls were fighting.
Richard: Well, I told you not to serve spaghetti and meatballs. They always fight when we have spaghetti and meatballs.
Lorelai: That's not true.
Rory: We fight just as much when we have Chinese food.
Emily: Can we please talk about something besides food?
Lorelai: Starvation, scurvy, the Donner party.