Luke: I brought you something.
Lorelai: Oh, did you steal me the constitution? 'Cause that could be the start of a really dumb movie.
Luke: It's from Amish country. These little Amish girls handmake them.
Lorelai: Oh, it's adorable. Look, Patty, an Amish voodoo doll.
Miss Patty: I love it. Hey, Luke, I'm still waiting on my cold banana.
Luke: We don't serve cold bananas. It's not a voodoo doll. It's just a doll. The Amish don't put faces on their dolls or pins in them.
Lorelai: Oh, well, it's my doll now. What the Amish don't know won't hurt them. Unless, of course, I want to hurt them.