Quote from Miss Patty in Super Cool Party People
Miss Patty: Okay, I've already gotten to the whole town, and they're all telling the "Endless Love" story. He'll never know. Lorelai: Oh, thanks. I owe you, Patty. Miss Patty: Oh, honey, please. I've given more drunken toasts than Colin Farrell. You owe me nothing. Lorelai: Thanks, Patty. Miss Patty: That Luke. It may take a mule team, but you're getting him to the altar someday. Lorelai: Yeah, someday.