Lorelai: So, now, what did I do in front of the camera?
Sookie: Well, when you spotted the videographer, you got suddenly very excited to film your audition tape for America's Next Top Model.
Lorelai: Oh, my God!
Sookie: Yeah.
Lorelai: I thought that was a dream.
Sookie: It wasn't.
Lorelai: The posing, the strutting, the inappropriate gyrating?
Sookie: All caught on video and several of Zach's buddies' camera phones.
Lorelai: Why didn't you stop me?
Sookie: I tried. We all tried, but you were on a mission. You kept saying, "I'm not here to make friends. I want to win."